All of our dreams have come true, friends. Sylvester Stallone will direct and star in Rambo 5. Thanks to the undeniable success of the previous Rambo, in which he carried out a genocide with his bare hands and a bow and arrow, the same production company has greenlit a brand new slaughterfest. Unlike Rambos of the past though, John Rambo will be fighting his battle on US soil, along with a few cerveza runs in Mexico. Apparently the demographic that he will be making extinct in this installment is human traffickers. So if you kidnap little girls and sell them to oil tycoons prepare to have your throat ripped out of your neck.
In case you need a quick refresher as to how brutally violent Rambo was, here's the trailer:
Who wants to see this in theatres with Xander and I?